Of course that brew's potent Ian; I dropped some of Dred's Drain-O into it.

By now most of Arda has succumbed to this poem generator. No need for me to provide a link; 35 out of the last 50 posts in my friends' page has both poem AND link ( Read more... )

So there's no more Hobbit-based snack foods in Arda.

Oh well...

Well, if I've learned anything, it's just how successful food products are in Arda. Especially in certain areas ( Read more... )

Now in Dol Amroth, you can get Arda's very first Hobbit-based treats. What have we got? Hobbit Smoothies and Hobbit Jerky - availible in many tantilizing flavours. However, there's a slight problem, and no, it has nothing to do with the unwillingness of the ingredients to cooperate ( Read more... )

During yet another attempt at conducting evil plans with Istari-dude who probably wishes I'd stop calling him that, I had a book dropped on my head courtesy of one very pissed-off Vala.

Anybody got some Advil? The books Aulë uses tends to be of the very heavy type...

@____@

It's a double full moon again, coutesy of Moon Boy.

Oh gods...

*braces self* *nothing happens*

Heyyy!!! That Maia-wannabe came through this time!!

*decides to shift to "Agent"* *nothing happens*

The hell?

*tries again* *sparks fly out of ears*

Ó.Ò;;

Dammit... There's always a catch...

Updated my user profile.

That is all.

You fuckers can now return to your daily lives...

Who am I talking about?

Why, none other than Saruman the Very Colourful and the Wolf Who Really Earned His Name.

I love these guys; they have redeeming qualities: Evilness, killer instinct, and a "I don't really care WHAT you think; I'm gonna do it anyways" attitude.

Perfect attributes in a friend.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fire to help ( Read more... )

Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)
Tennant/Lowe

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of -

I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets ( Read more... )

OK, I'm back after a four-day hiatus.

What's there to attend to? Lesse...

Update "friends' list"

Done

Read "friends page"

Doing

Look for anything interesting to get involved in...

There's that plan of Saurman's that looks like a real winner...

This Wulf dude looks like someone to hang around with. I mean, he *loves* splattering some poor ( Read more... )