So surgery went well. I'm still alive, etc, Although eating has become a rather stupid practice consisting largely of ice cream and Boost diet drinks. C'est la vie. There's a ridiculous plastic plate in my mouth that makes me talk like an idiot, but whatever. This wouldn't have been a problem before I read "The Waste Land," but that introduced me ( Read more... )

Soooo...I'm going in for minor oral surgery tomorrow! I'm getting a gum graft to fix one of my receeding gums, which is pretty lame. It should be fine, but I'll be off booze and smokes for a while. Thankfully, it's forcing me to quit smoking, and I shared my last cigarette with Will tonight, which was lovely and sad and exciting ( Read more... )

I hate standing in line to rent a movie. It always takes too long, and there are always at least two children begging desperately for the overpriced candy that lines the shelves along with fifty copies of "Gili." There is usually a hideous couple. No one is ever getting anything that I would want to watch, and I feel like the gangs of teenagers are ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD! I'm kinda freaking out a lot! I've been mostly trapped with my family for the past week, which has just made me go kinda nuts. It wasn't terribly depressing, but it has made me feel horribly claustrophobic and very meaningless. I REALLY have no sort of purpose at this point in my life, and I should have made an effort to do something ( Read more... )

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The Five Facts:
1. Suck it
2. Ponies.
3. I remember Halloween.
4. To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life; new civilisations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
5. There are NO other facts outside of these five facts.

Summer's almost half over. I'm kind of glad because I feel rather stagnant and unproductive in Milwaukee and close proximity to my parents turns me into a whiney 17 year old asshole, which I should probably work on. However, that would require adressing some shit that I am not wholely prepared to delve into, you dig ( Read more... )

Oh, children, it's been a long day. I'm pretty sick, in a fluey way, but I shall keep on keeping on until I am totally better. Hopefully I didn't catch the bird flu when I gave CPR to that emu last weekend in the park. I am also vaguely sad, but that could be a result of nicotine withdrawl interacting with this damnable illness. Or it could be the ( Read more... )

Ok, so I've been having really weird dreams lately. Yesterday was haunted by a dream that took place somewhere really impressive in Europe like Paris or Prauge or Venice, and I was watching an educational video or something. I don't remember most of it, but at the end I was on the phone with my Aunt and she was about to say something really ( Read more... )