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So work today was slow. I actually had enough time to make a list of 100 things I would rather be doing ( Read more... )

Here I am. Home from work and still coughing. I feel as though I should wash some clothes and clean some house. I really don't want to though....

::sigh::

I think I will call my sister.

Thanksgiving was a bust. Oh well. At least I got to eat a crazy amount of food, go to Denny's, drink a ton of coffee, and have all that turkey shoot out of my ass like a slippery gerbil on speed.

I seriously talk about my bowels too much.

I am thankful for...

Losing my short term memory.

Doubting existence.

Having no money.

Being the laziest thing on two feet.

For Lindsay and Big Billy.

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So.. The honeymoon went well, despite the transit workers going on strike. There are smiley happy pictures and if you want to see them you needs to get together with me and hang-the-fuck-out ( Read more... )

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Today was my first day back to work. I spent the majority of the day wanting to cut various people ( Read more... )