4. Snakes on a Barge

[warmscalpelhigh]

DID YOU DO THIS PAVI???? DID YOU FUCKING DO THIS?????

WHO DID IT??? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

((Amber has an irrational fear of snakes!))

Comments

[q_uery]

I believe your exact words to me were, "I think I can fucking manage."

So, manage.

Unless you're asking for my assistance, of course...?

[warmscalpelhigh]

That was an entirely different situation.

Did my brother do this?

And as he flash-transports her into the library, alone...

[q_uery]

Don't say I never do anything for you...

This is what happens when the Admiral either isn't paying attention or decides we're all in need of a lesson.

If I didn't know better, I'd be tempted to suspect they're a Q.

*wrinkling her nose at the smell of books*

[warmscalpelhigh]

Thanks, Qpie. You're the best.

[themostdashing]

Sister? What is it that I am supposed to have done?

[warmscalpelhigh]

The fucking SNAKES in my fucking ROOM. I swear to God, Pavi...

[themostdashing]

...where would I get snakes, bella? Maybe withdrawal is making you paranoid, si?

[warmscalpelhigh]

NO! I'm not paranoid, dammit. If you didn't do it, WHO DID?

[voice]

[hyposprayed]

[sounding annoyed] Having a problem there miss?

Voice

[warmscalpelhigh]

I'd consider a room full of snakes a fucking problem, yeah.

Voice

[hyposprayed]

Unless your brother is some sort of witch along with it all that wasn't him kid.

Have you tried leaving the room?

Voice

[warmscalpelhigh]

I'm in the fucking library now. No snakes. Thank God.

...hey...aren't you Pavi's warden?

Amber <3s him so.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Snakes.

[warmscalpelhigh]

What a gentleman. I'm in the library now...is there anywhere else more fun that's...not infested?