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[warmscalpelhigh]

I surgery would be so awesome right now.

But I guess I'm learning to deal.

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[q_uery]

Everyone wants a little bit of perfection, Amber. Sadly, none of you are a Q, which means that particular lofty goal's well out of reach, for now.

What you can setlte for, however, is awareness of your own beauty.

[warmscalpelhigh]

I am pretty hot...

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[themostdashing]

...

Really?

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[warmscalpelhigh]

Yeah. So?

You don't fucking believe me do you?

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[themostdashing]

It simply seems unlike you, sister. But if you are adjusting, then of course the Pavi is delighted for you.

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[warmscalpelhigh]

What about you, bro? How are things?

[gotgreenmagic]

Surgery. Awesome.

Am I...missing something?

[warmscalpelhigh]

Obviously.

Where I'm from, it's the thing to do.

[gotgreenmagic]

See, the only surgery I've ever had was made necessary by a heavy impact, so you're gonna have to appreciate a certain level of me-not-knowing-what-you're-talking-about. You mean, like, plastic surgery?

[warmscalpelhigh]

Right...

Any kind of surgery. Sometimes you need a new face...sometimes you need a new liver. Surgery is just what you do where I'm from. Maybe I don't need a new heart yet, but I want one anyway...

Though, I usually go for plastics.

And the Zydrate makes it possible to go wild without feeling it.

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[one_who_is_many]

It's time to give you what you need, Amber... You could say I've just given out a free sample.

No regrets.

Private: log?

[warmscalpelhigh]

Sweet, I'll be right over.

Private: Megascene!

[one_who_is_many]

Better yet. We'll come to you.

It's what you deserve, Amber.