DOES ANYONE HAVE A FUCKING DRINK?

Would someone care to share a drink with me...please?

MY WARDEN IS A FUCKING FUCKWAD JERK

I've had a shitty bad day, and some company would be nice.

I fucking hate you, Q, you fucking bastard. This isn't fair, and I'm not like that... I'm not fucking useless. I don't need surgeries, and I don't fucking need ( Read more... )

It's cool...I really wanted Stella from the beginning.

See you at rehearsal, bitches.

I'm booooooooorrrrrreeeeeeddddd.

Well, I had fun at port even if some of you bitches didn't. Thanks for the good times, Captain Hottie.

But what the fuck is this business about taking my brother's face? It's his fucking face for fuck's sake! I mean, have you seen what he looks like without it ( Read more... )

Oh fuck yes!

I'm off to take in the Roman sweet life, bitches. See you around, maybe.

[Voice]

Hey, hotties! I've heard it's not healthy to drink alone.

So, who wants to get together and have some fucking bubbly with me?

Edit: [Private to The Master.]

Can I talk to you for a hot second?

Paviche...

DID YOU STEAL MY SHOES? DID YOU?

Who stole my fucking shoes?

I don't care who is fucking in charge, SOMEONE STOLE A PAIR OF MY SHOES!

[Private to Q]

I'm running low, Q-pie. We should get together and discuss.

[Private to Loki]

I can tell you my source now, hottie.

Well, that wasn't so fucking bad after all.

Also, I think I'm in love with the Admiral. Do you here that, Admiral? LOVE YA, BABE!

I'd kill for a fucking surgery right now. Hey, Pavi, where's that warden of yours? He's a doctor, right?

[Private to Loki]

I might have another hit of Z coming soon, and I might be inclined to share.

[Private to ( Read more... )

DID YOU DO THIS PAVI???? DID YOU FUCKING DO THIS?????

WHO DID IT??? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

((Amber has an irrational fear of snakes!))

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This place isn't so bad. Right? Fucking right! Yeah. I can do this shit. Yeah.

HEY, PAVI! Fuck yeah...I'm sorry, bro. It's all cool, right? We have to fucking stick together...because...OH SHIT...because fucking LUIGI is running the fucking company.

[Private to Q]

This shit...yeah...I'm gonna need more. Fucking yeah.