Clever or just plain stupid?

[warmsockpuppets]

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[thelastmiracle]

i posted that a long time ago

[warmsockpuppets]

Well, excuse me for not having an lj "a long time ago" and excuse me for not reading your entries carefully even though I did not have an lj! :P

[thelastmiracle]

haha so you still remember!

[warmsockpuppets]

huh? I did not read lj entries back then so I don't remember seeing that. only once in a while, when people posted up "interesting" things that got around by word of mouth, such as "Did you SEE so-and-so's entry? OH my GOD!"

[aznshy2]

And yet, ppl failed to realize x doesnt = +...

[warmsockpuppets]

Well, the amount of time you spend could be directly proportional to how much money is spent, instead of time AND money..?

[aznshy2]

Much better.

[acadececho]

boys are even more meaner.

need to find the proof.

[acadececho]

Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that "girls require time and money."
Girl = Time x Money

And as we all know "time is money."
Time = Money

And because "money is the root of all evil."
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Originally we have:
Girl = Time x Money

And now we substitue everything in, we get:
Girl = Money x Money
Girl = sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)
Girl = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Girl = Evil

But here's another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know "time is money."
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men's proof showing "girls are evil" So
Girl = Evil

then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because "money is the root of all evil."
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men's proof