Parents got me a blender over the weekend, and now I can make smoothies/milkshakes/coffee drinks whenever I want! Here's my new message to BruinCafe: Fuck you and your 1 swipe per smoothie shenanigans ( Read more... )

The livejournal doth protest:

Ugh!

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"It would presently be his task to take the bandage from this young woman's eyes, and bid her look forth on the world. But how many generations of the women who had gone to her making had descended bandaged to the family vault? He shivered a little, remembering some of the new ideas in his scientific books, and the much-cited instance of the ( Read more... )

Saw this in the literary quotes community today and it brought back some memories ( Read more... )

"I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat was threadbare--there were holes at his elbows; the water passed through his shoes and the stars through his soul ( Read more... )

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These are really old, and I meant to post them up earlier, but just never got around to it.

( My! Ooo, you are so tense my dear! )

Long time no update, but I assure you I have not fallen off the face of the earth yet. And as always, I've been keeping up with people's lives and living vicariously through others and their drama (oh Andrew, you drama queen you ( Read more... )

So far I've been working at a cardio lab in the UCLA med center for a week, and it's been somewhat enjoyable for a job (although I haven't gotten my first pay check, the idea of money waiting for me is even more enjoyable). Last week I also started subletting an apartment on Kelton, which is close to Gayley, accompanied by three other girls. My ( Read more... )

They were chopping off penises. With rulers ( Read more... )