I can't stop sniffing Max's ass.  It's something safe, familiar. I just want to sit him over my face and fall asleep, pretend I'm somewhere else instead of listening to the loud whirring of the bathroom ventilator and Rachael's shower going splishy-splashy.

I made the shirt myself, out of an old square piece of cloth I found in my mother's linen ( Read more... )

I've been wanting to write this out for some time, and figured what better time than now to do it.

( Ten Things to Do Before I Die )

Wow. I can't believe that I typed up 5 pages (double spaced, mind you) of complete, utter BULLSHIT in less than an hour! This must be the worst writing that ever came out of my deformed and nearly non-functional-by-now fingertips. I must say, though, I'm quite proud of my work and didn't know that I was capable of repeating myself THAT often...I ( Read more... )

http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

It's funny if you open two (or more) windows at once and try to synchronize them to make a chorus.

I'm retarded, I know.

As I went down to Ackerman today to look for Mother's Day stuff (don't forget about yo mama, people), I encountered quite a strange experience. While I was wandering around the book stacks in the B level, some moron approached me with a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies and asked me, "You want a cookie?" Now, mind you, this bag of skin and bones was ( Read more... )

New layout! A change of background has long been overdue, as my eyes were starting to grow insensitive towards the Rainbow Bridge. This one has a kind of nostalgic flavor; it reminds me somehow of growing up and venturing into new areas yet retaining a piece of childhood along the way. Enough with the blabber, anyhow, and hopefully you are all not ( Read more... )

Note: If you are one who is easily disgusted upon reading accounts of blood, sweat, and tears, and poop, among other things, I advise you to stop now and get your dose of livejournal entries elsewhere. If, however, you relish in the pain of others, do read on ( Read more... )

Surprise, surprise, I've actually started my goal of running to lose weight/get healthier. On Sunday night, I had a great urge to get off my lazy bum and start movin'. I announced to my parents, who have been telling me to exercise for years but have been received with grunts in the unaffirmative, that I was going out to run. As expected, my mother ( Read more... )

As I'm quite sure you're all aware, Andrew has made recent photoshop sketches of his buddies and self. Never one to be behind during fashionable times, I too have requested/received a Tran picture. Since I'm such a happy girl and I didn't have any non-smiling, normal looking pictures of myself, I snapped one with my trusty digital camera. Below is ( Read more... )

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