Gone with the Wind (or Left Behind)

[warmsockpuppets]

Surprise, surprise, I've actually started my goal of running to lose weight/get healthier. On Sunday night, I had a great urge to get off my lazy bum and start movin'. I announced to my parents, who have been telling me to exercise for years but have been received with grunts in the unaffirmative, that I was going out to run. As expected, my mother

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[ttinot]

u will never achieve a cartmen-esque figure... even if you try to zina. anyway, "boring valley"? at least make it rhyme! haha!

[warmsockpuppets]

But nothing rhymes with "Simi"! Creamy Valley? Dreamy Valley? arrraaahhh!