This is what I thought about when I couldn't sleep the other night.

[warningquack]

 Doctor:  So Brad, what can I do for you.

Brad:  Well, I've got kind of a weird problem.

Doctor: Oh?

Brad:  Yeah.  My pubes aren't curly.

Doctor:  Sorry, did you just say your pubes aren't curly?

Brad:  Yeah.  Like you know how they're supposed to be short and curly?  Well mine are really long and straight.  It's like an ad for pantene pro-v down there

Comments

[seagullheadguy]

My great grandfather had the largest merkin collection in western canada. I think it's in the Western Development Museum.

[warningquack]

Yeah, I seem to remember that being in the sexual curiosities shop, next door to the saloon. I remember they had that great steam-powered dildo. Now THAT would help you get through the dirty thirties in style.

[karisatina]

Laser hair removal is a better solution than electrolysis, as there is less possibility for infection.