Good evening, lovers ( Read more... )

Hello internet! How I enjoy our periodic rendezvous's. Perhaps one day the scientists' predicitions will come true and my consciousness will be permanently merged with cyberspace. Oh how blissful. Then I'll be able to update my facebook status in real time. For example ( Read more... )

It seems to me a few weeks ago I had kind of an unpleasant day during which three unpleasant things occurred. I don't remember exactly what happened, which I suppose is a good thing since remembering all the bad things that happen isn't a great way to spend your life. I do, however, remember thinking that since three bad things happened that day ( Read more... )

My brains are sore and my eyes are yellow. We'll see what happens ( Read more... )

Have you ever seen the Tyra show? It's on TV right now. Lisa sometimes watches it when she gets home from school. If you've seen my scathing commentary on America's Next Top Model, then you can probably guess how I feel about the Tyra show. Not too good. Watching it makes me want to pour bleach in my eyes and set my ear drums on fire ( Read more... )

Well. So many things. You know, in the middle of the day when I'm out doing something, or in the middle of the night when I'm trying to sleep, something interesting arrives in my thoughts and I think I should write about it in my blog. All my friends would think it was sooo interesting and clever and I could feel satisfied. Not so much right ( Read more... )

The clock on my video cassette recorder says that the time is 4:16am. I've been awake for a couple of hours, eating snacks and watching infomercials. I think I'll go back to bed soon, but first a little posty-post on the old journal of life ( Read more... )

Let me tell you about Omar. Omar is one of the ten people living upstairs. He moved in last summer along with his brother, sister, father, and step-mother after they left Afghanistan. Omar is a nice fellow, and his English is coming along well ( Read more... )

 Doctor:  So Brad, what can I do for you.

Brad:  Well, I've got kind of a weird problem.

Doctor: Oh?

Brad:  Yeah.  My pubes aren't curly.

Doctor:  Sorry, did you just say your pubes aren't curly?

Brad:  Yeah.  Like you know how they're supposed to be short and curly?  Well mine are really long and straight.  It's like an ad for pantene pro-v down there ( Read more... )

Here I am, sitting on the couch with a lap top on my lap. Lisa's getting ready to have a warm bath. We both just finished up a couple of evening warm-me-downs. Sleep should come soon, even in this early hour ( Read more... )