Tyra Banks + Danny Tanner = TLF

[warningquack]

Have you ever seen the Tyra show? It's on TV right now. Lisa sometimes watches it when she gets home from school. If you've seen my scathing commentary on America's Next Top Model, then you can probably guess how I feel about the Tyra show. Not too good. Watching it makes me want to pour bleach in my eyes and set my ear drums on fire

Comments

[lisamichelle2]

This post made me laugh a lot! Mostly because you seem to know every detail about Tyra and her shows. You know you love it... the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem,

[cookiekooky]

Oh my god! "What happened to Mr. Tanner" is right! I had no idea he'd gotten so disgusting. That really bothers me. Yick. I am thoroughly disturbed. He is gross.

[warningquack]

Oh yeah. Completely. You should see his Aristocrats joke. Actually you really shouldn't. It's much worse.

[karisatina]

I'm at work, so I can't watch the video. Yet. However, have you seen the Aristocrats? No, not the Aristocats (a fine cartoon), but the Aristocrats (a documentary about a dirty, dirty joke). It's not the greatest movie out there, but there are some pretty funny moments. I recommend it. Bob Saget is the grossest out of anyone.

Tyra can teach us so many things. Did you know that she was filmed as a homeless person for a day on the Tyra show, so she now knows what it FEELS like to be homeless? For realz. She was walking around all sad and tired and hungry and dirty. You can't act that.

[warningquack]

That Tyra. Such a woman of the people. Like Oprah, only hotter.

Nope, I haven't seen the whole movie. I have, however, seen the Bob Saget clip. Actually, up until today I had only watched about 1/2 of the clip before I got tired of waiting for the punchline. So I watched the whole thing today.

"So they're doing sixty-nine, twenty-nine, and some is just nine because the kids are so young."

Wow.

[karisatina]

Yup. Have you seen Sarah Silverman's bit from the Aristocrats? Or Drew Carrey's? You should check them out, too.

[warningquack]

Oh I will. Just as soon as I get back from BAND CAMP.