Onto the docks, on top of the rocks, knock, knock, knock, knock, why the fuck are the doors locked?

[waronerrorism]

Things that I've learned this year:

The man who first came up with the Ford Aerostar van had to have been autistic. A van that could tip over if you blow on it and handles like a big ol' bag of assholes? Sweet!

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That's it.

Comments

[minuslies]

mine has yet to tip, you son of a cunt.

[chinosxsongx]

what the hell is a bag of assholes? actual asshole people, or actual assholes?

[dontlooktwice]

Damn dude, The Fall of Troy is good.