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Strange things have been happening this past week. I still haven't learned how to play football with Spain, but I have been going to the gym often with Belarus.

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I found work in construction.

Finally, the weather stopped. I was starting to worry about my diet, but thankfully the mall had food of enough nutritional value that I didn't need to deviate. I was able to afford an American football as well, for future practice.

Which reminds me-Spain, you wanted to teach me how to play regular football?

[ Crackling white noise. Broken sounds from the background; people's chatter, the clink of dishes-a café. Occasionally, there is dead silence, then more white noise. This continues for quite some time until suddenly, everything becomes clear. ]... Oh. Is this working ( Read more... )

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