Work sucks. Money is damn good though ( Read more... )

Oh god. Martha Stewart has a movie of her experience in prison. Jesus christ ( Read more... )

The repairs have started on my dirtbike. That motherfucker is gonna cost me alot of money.
I want to buy an MR2. It'll take me a year or so to come up with 6 grand, but im gonna get one like Yuval's but a different color.
Either an MR2 or a YZ6 or old GSX-R 600 (sportbikes)
Oh yeah, I have my diploma now.
We pwned Ventura Blvd last night.

Whoever you are, you're way too slow.

FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE.
-Dane Cook,Comedian

In other news, I broke my wrist in 3 places, due to a dirtbike crash. Yaaaaaaaaay!

On a more happy note. Last night=Pwned. Happy Birthday Chris!

So I now have a job. Woohoo! One step closer to a YZ6 and an apartment.

"The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You are not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You have only one ass. "

Woke up, went to school, actually did 2 tests in one day ( Read more... )

Devil May Cry 3, Bitches.
Dammit, This game is alot harder than the first two. Makes me sad.
I havent eaten anything all day. fuck im hungry.

Yep. So now I'm legal. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I'm still trying to figure it out.
Went to the Hustler store with Michelle, well, because we could.
Fucked up my dirtbike. Need new parts, but it still runs great. Dammit.
Got some new CDs from Amoeba Music. Damn that place is huuuge.
My birthday's been decent. Meh.

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