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BOW CHICA WOW WOW!!!!
YEAP... i'm in LONDON!(for the 3rd year in a row)..everything is just soo new! and exciting!... jk, i feel like a native and sometimes i aond like one too ... but i leave in aboot an hour for Venice!!! ...I need to go find a jar... i've been tricking my dad to buy me alcoholic leemoonade/oranjeguce in the mornings, but it doesnt do much.. weellll, ( Read more... ) -
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Do you have a Japanese Banana?... that is what I want to know ( Read more... ) -
Ahh... the good ol' days
This made me smile ( Read more... ) -
B A M ! ! ! ...(no, im not religious)...
The Angel's wings have been broken. She was cast down from the heavens for exposing the truth ( Read more... ) -
HU BUBBA BUB HUBBA BUBBA!!!!!!!!! HU? .... BUBBA!
LICENSE!!!!! + CAR!!!! = YAY!!! IM DEAD!!!!!! Yes, it's sad... but true, I have my license, and will probly very soon crash and die..... haha, or maby not.... i've only had it for about 1 day and i've already broken every law ever created EVER!... tho..im probly lie-ing... and in other news: some scuba dude broke up with me on tuesday.. but told me ( Read more... ) -
IMMORTALIZE THE QUADRILATERAL!!!
LET'S SEE... HELLOW! MY NEAM IS PATTY. I have not updated this piece of crap for quite a while, so im going to. HORRAY!!! YIPPITY SKIPPITY BOP! ... So I make my own LEE MOO NADE NOW!!! ALL I need are LEMONS!!! YES... THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER THAN TYPING IN ALL CAPS, DON'T YOU AGREE?!?!! YES YOU DO. I almost have my license!!!!!! YAY!!!! and I need ( Read more... ) -
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I chose Walt Whitman for my biography report because Mr. Farlow said that if I wasn't going to take this class seriously and pick a real poet I might as well not come to class anymore. Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong. He is over 3000 years old and remembers the names of all the forgotten Gods ( Read more... ) -
How exciting is my life?....
My dad just gave me a long history lesson on the Newmans. Apparantly we arrived in America 2 years before the pilgrams, and we came to America to get rich, which we did very successfully. Our plantation was next to the 4th president of the united states, James Maddison. My Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, Grandfather ( Read more... )
