1.
Cannot imagine
How many read his obit
On a Mac product.

2.
With the death of Jobs
The Apple War is over ...
Paul McCartney wins!

Doritos mogul
Buried under Doritos:
Just as he should be.

Untimely death is
Even sadder when the guy
Was so very hot.

(I would like to point out that the other Spartacus, Kirk Douglas, still keeps on trucking at the age of 94.)

Happy birthday, barry_king!

1. He was most famous
In the hair metal days for
Not being Vince Neil

2. Heaven now even
Less far away than it was
When he sang that song

3. His contribution
To civilization was
"She's my cherry pie."

Perhaps what's saddest
About this untimely death
Is that no one's shocked.

Six teenaged siblings
Sharing a single bathroom?
Now that's comedy!

Republican babes
Would do well to emulate
This gracious lady.

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