two poems;

[wasdepress]

An old mock-thing like myself doesn’t get to dream too often. I should probably sleep more-that’s what you’re supposed to do. Not much to do otherwise.

I think I’ll take a nap. It’s all mock-things are good for anyways.

Though, I hate when you get those creases in your face. Gives you wrinkles when you reach my age. Makes you into some mock-thi

Comments

[reckless_eagle]

...Has anyone like, told you lately you're a total downer?

[wasdepress]

Downer or upper? Up and down? Such directions are far too complex for the aged. I'll remain horizontally vertical, thank you please. Perhaps you should try it too.

[reckless_eagle]

I'll pass. If it's like, so simple it makes up and down seem too complicated? It sounds way boring.

Maybe you need to like, I dunno, get out more?

[wasdepress]

Out where?

[playingbadcop]

Jesus Christ, give it a rest.

[wasdepress]

I wish.

[playingbadcop]

[Benny gives up easily on the freaky sadcreature.

Cue five minutes of fumbling as he struggles to turn off his communicator.]

[wasdepress]

[ during those five minutes, you'll get some lovely poetry. if you know any shakespeare, it will sound familiar.

very familiar. with "mock-turtle" replacing all the names. ]

[hyperintuitive]

An- Another event?!? Haven't there been enough of those lately?

[wasdepress]

I think I'll go get a snack. It's best to have one before starting a main course.

[hyperintuitive]

A snack?

[He's confused by the emphasis.]

Do you.... think that would help?

[wasdepress]

As much as anything might.

ooc

[watchful_knight]

Is the hospital an American one? aka the clothing seems to be typical American hospital style, does that also extend to the food and everything? (different countries have WAY different hospital food, and such.)

ooc

[wasdepress]

Like most things in Wonderland, we're going to say that outside of what's been described by the event post itself, the Mansion will tailor itself to your character's time and world. For example, Lithuania will find foods (probably very bland) that would attempt to restore balance to his humors.

ooc

[watchful_knight]

Understood. Thank you!