We invite you to tell us today about your self-esteem as a writer.

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A few words. I have none. I write what I write and sometimes I go back and read it and facepalm because it sounds so fucking stupid or something is misspelled and I'm sure whoever is writing against me thinks I'm mildly mentally impaired. That's why I try and cut people ( Read more... )

List five careers you might have had, if only....

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1.  Lawyer - if I only cared about the law.
2.  Cop - if only I were a bigger asshole
3.  Drug Dealer - if only I hated humanity more
4.  Murderer/thug - if only I were my father's daughter
5.  Psychologist - if only I really wanted to rob people and fuck them at the same time.

Whoever you are, you deserve a trading card.
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lazy post, I fail.  :(

"Like planning for trips, not waiting."

"Peace and safety is oddly unsettling."

"Whitecat forgives, forgets; only after pets."

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"The author of an atrocious undertaking ought to imagine that he was already accomplished it, out to impose upon himself a future as irrevocable as the past."  -The Garden of Forking Paths

"Thus fought the heroes, tranquil their admirable hearts, violet their swords, resigned to kill and to die."  - The Garden of Forking Paths.

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