Ich bin ein Loser

[wasserstoff]

Rode bike to friend's house: 1 loser point

Took soup in basket on back of bike because friend was sick: 2 loser points for old-fashioned home remedies, 4 for having a basket on bike

Stayed up until 2 A.M. working on craft project: 35 loser points

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

Comments

we are all losers.

[anonymous]

yes liz, sorry to break it to yah... but there are often times in this country, where we are looked upon as losers. j/k.

raking 2 acres of grass by myself: 4 hours, 10 loser points per hour: 40 loser points.

haha.

Re: we are all losers.

[wasserstoff]

I still win. 42 loser points total. Beat that, Jordan!