Grandmothers

[wastedyouth4036]

So today I had to go down to my grandmothers, and I hate her house for 2 reasons, 1. Because its haunted, and 2. Becuase of their evil possessed, African Gray named Whitey. He's this bird that loves everyone else but me. Anyways when we got down to my grandma's I really had to pee ( sorry for being so blunt ) so I rush up the stairs and the first

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[dried_rose]

well i'm sorry that you got scared. that would have scared me too. and also that bird doesnt like me either. IT'S GOD!!!!!!! remember if he's out to kill me, hes out to kill you too. lol, isnt that comforting?

[wastedyouth4036]

hahaha oh yes god. You know whats werid though? All my life I've tried to teach him cuss words, and he come up with dead peoples names. But anyways hes done so much worse stuff like come climb on the bed when i'm sleeping and bite the crap outta me. And his beak is strong enough to break bones, so imagine the pain i went through..

[bexar_drake]

Oy, sucks for you. I would have bitchslapped it...or scared it away with my ugly. Either way heh. Oh well. Can't wait to see you tonight. =D

[wastedyouth4036]

BeXar your not ugly lol, your so mean to yourself sometimes, I know I'm excited to see you tonight too!! yay. P.s I could never hurt the bird, if my hand got anywhere near him i'd be in the hospital

[wastedyouth4036]

LMAO a vacuum niiice!! Me hot? ha definitly not! You are though!!