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[wastelanderking]

Hm…

Whoever it is that has taken me from my private quarters, consider yourself warned. If and when I find you, I will be obligated to demand free passage back to Spargus or you will face the consequences.

Whoever is responsible for this, step forward immediately or letting you live will no longer be an option.

Comments

[shenghuanzhe]

Hi, I'm First Mate Kage, and normally I'd give you this whole fuckin' speech about the Golden Shore and how you just gotta relax, but we're in the middle of an emergency. Stay in your room until y'hear the all-clear.

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[wastelanderking]

...

[wastelanderking]

That is no language to use when speaking to a king.

[shenghuanzhe]

Uh-huh.

[His voice is clearly unimpressed.]

Look, kingy, stay in your fuckin' room.

[psychoticracer]

[Have a distinct upper-class Havenite accent]

... Great. Wastelander scum.

Just what I wanted. Redd, you shouldn't have.

Locked

[sandpaperbreath]

[Chuckles.]

Keep it up, an' call me when he comes to kick yer ass. I gotta see this.

Locked

[psychoticracer]

Against some has-been? I'm sure.

But you're enjoying kissing his ass, aren't you. You don't get to call me the Baron's lapdog anymore, with the way you're slobbering over HIS feet.

Locked

[sandpaperbreath]

Y'kissed Praxis' ass fer power. 'm giving the King the respect I think he deserves cuz, wonder a'wonders, I actually respect him. It's okay, though. I know very well y'wouldn't know what that's like.

...

[Have some more ugly, but very amused laughter until the message clicks off.]

[wastelanderking]

You sound like a Havenite as well.

/BREAKS HIATUS

[does_everything]

Heyyyyyyy, a fellow Wastie!

Re: /BREAKS HIATUS

[wastelanderking]

[...dammit.]

I should have known you'd be here with Jak.

[does_everything]

Oh yeah huh? And who're-

[Wait. Voice is...very familiar FFFFFFF IT'S THE KING.]

Oh, it's the King Wastelander! So they got you all the way out here, huh? Guess you're pretty pissed.

[tamedwolf]

AH..... I am sorry?