Naivete. I has it.

Why do I say this? Why such an odd, if not actually offbeat subject? Because, Dear Reader, I am currently recovering from a coworker having stabbed me in the back not once but three times, and also having her throw me under the bus once. This in the past two days ( Read more... )

Well, folks, last night on my way to work I became the newest member of an not-very-exclusive fraternity here in the state of Texas: I was struck by an uninsured driver ( Read more... )

Just a quick notation here while working on my latest literary creation (I say latest, but in reality it's the first I've gotten fucking anywhere on in the past several years). I was typing away in Microsoft Word 2007, with the spellcheck on, naturally, since while I'm an excellent speller, sometimes my fingers aren't quite in sync with my brain ( Read more... )

Some few posts ago, I laid bare for you, Constant Reader, the joys of my kitchen, or as I had decided to call it, the Genesis Pit ( Read more... )

Just got back from a little errand-running and shopping, and had a random thought (well, among many, but this one is worthy of sharing ( Read more... )

Here's an odd (almost freaky) coincidence. Today (tonight...uh, last night) at work I went to rinse off me trusty plastic fork and spoon in the mens' room and discovered there a half-full 20oz. bottle of Coke. Being far more fastidious at work than I ever am at home (which is something I probably should address sometime before my death), I ( Read more... )

I am ill. Not seriously, but it still is something unlikable, so much so that I went to work last night for the freakin' meeting, but then turned around and came home ( Read more... )

Nothing much happening today. Work is over for another week. Yay. We are, apparently, having a meeting Tuesday night, those of us on the B and C shifts. Why is this important? Because the boss is coming in at 11:30pm to have it. This is automatically a bad sign. Meetings themselves are another bad sign; the boss uses them as weapons of last ( Read more... )

This should really come as no surprise. I don't know why I decided to lead off with that statement, but there it is ( Read more... )

Just got done with lunch/dinner/WTFever it is that I eat before I go to sleep. Pasta-Roni, Butter & Garlic flavor, with some grilled chicken bits. Shoulda eaten only half and saved the rest for "breakfast" tonight, but oh well ( Read more... )