Dont you hate when you're watching a show like Star Trek(not that I watch it *cough*)..kidding ( Read more... )

I can't be the only one wondering this but...have you ever thought about this person?


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Today I bring you...

Politicians gone Myspace:

Cheney aka XIluvXDickX

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My sleeping pattern as most of you know is quite fucked. Well, because of this, I have come across some really interesting late/really early children's shows on the Disney Channel ( Read more... )

i have a story..and there's a moral too ( Read more... )

So this afternoon I was in the kitchen looking for something to eat (I decided on Fruity Pebbles FYI).
And I found these cans in the bottom cabinet and wondered what their personalities would be like if they could talk.

Black Olives: He's a dorky,plain business man who wears his pants way too high. So much so that you can see his unmatched argyle ( Read more... )

Okay I'm writing this for all you bitches before I forget. We all know my memory is shit ( Read more... )

Ya know what's weird ( Read more... )

So last night I had a dream that my cat severed a part of my nose and when I went to walk into my sitting room to get my mom for help, I kept blacking out and I could hardly talk because there was so much blood in my mouth. I was 2 seconds from dying in my dream.

the end.

So you're sitting in the movie theater watching the previews, and there's always this distinct voice that narrates almost all the movies "HE WAS A HARD FIGHTING CRIMINAL...DUN DUN DUNNN", "SHE WAS A HOMEMAKER WHO HAD A RUN IN WITH THE LAWWWW WA NA NAAAA ( Read more... )