I fucking hate papers. i hate writing papers. ANd now everyone wants me to go to the hall. I wish after 22 years of life I had some self control... fuck it, first whiskey's on me.... what the hell else am I gonna do with my, I mean, who are we kidding:)

How come people who go abroad or are from Europe are so fucking arrogant and think that they "KNOW SOMETHING" that we don't. They seem to think that they know a better way to live and we are a backwards people who don't know how to dress or play soccer. I am sorry if we bailed you out of two world wars. I am sorry that you have to still be ( Read more... )

I am going to invent a cell phone with a built in breathalizer. Once you go beyond .08 or something, it won't work. I figfure if u can't drive drunk why should society allow you to dial drunk.

N e ways, probably getting drunk agqin tonight... so beware.

once again i blacked out. So after I am blacked out, i am told I was confronted with tequila and jack daniels. I said," I am a human being....of course I can't turn down jack daniels." This morning was not a good morning.

sweet call log. no more cell phones and alcohol

here is how i start out this wonderful 22nd birthday. I come home at 1130 after working since 4. I had promised my roommate to help him clean our room, because it is beyond ridiculous. I convince my friend to come help. I start cleaning and fifteen minutes later, my roommate comes in. Doesnt help. Bails. Ten minutes later he calls to see ( Read more... )

So this is the last day i get to be young, i think. I am tunring 22 tomorrow and i dont know whether or not it is cool. Does this mean I have to grow up and get a career now? However, all my friends are really excited. AS if last year wasnt enough, they want me to have to relive my 21st birthday. Sweet wild turkey shots with tobasco chasers at ( Read more... )

So i deciuded to put something political on my livejournal site. I knwo it is amiss the usual depressing rants and raves, but who cares, kill me. Anyways, first I am what is commonly known as a modeerate democrat or a disenchanted lefty, because lets face it, there really isnt a left in this countr anymore. All this aside, lets talk bushy. So ( Read more... )

My day is saved. Just went pete rose sliding through thirty foot water puddles in the Manzanita dorm grass fields. So much fun. Fuckin barrels, i totally got barreled. Chaka. Might as well make the most out of the rain since it only rains like 15-20 times a year. I feel like i am eleven.

so fucking dissapointed

such self dissapointment

bad day

ive lost my way

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

-Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the baby cross the road?
- Because it was stapled to the chicken

What is blue, yellow and orange?
-A dead baby with slashed water wings.