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I have a girlfriend.

I haven't had a girlfriend in three years.

This is pretty cool.

OH, HOWDY, NEIGHBOR.

I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR DRUNKENLY BACKING INTO A LIGHT POLE THAT CAME CRASHING DOWN ON THE WINDSHIELD OF MY CAR AND REAR VIEW WINDOW ( Read more... )

So, people aren't fucking with you when they say this: Go see Wall-E.
I watched it Saturday night at Paul's house and it's nothing short of amazing.
See it.

( Blahblah sex with men blah )

Now I remember why I hated men in the first place.
Good fucking job, Sir - You may have had two women in the beginning of the evening, but now you're sleeping alone.

BEAT KNIGHTS OF CYDONIA ON HARD.
FUCK THIS GAME. I DON'T EVEN NEED TO FINISH.
I RULE.

I think my dad just caught me watching porn.
I couldn't be more embarrassed right now.

Miraculously, with this onset depression which seemed to be sweeping me up, a very delightful positive has given rise: I've finally settled on a goal ( Read more... )

Fuckin' PMS ( Read more... )

I am totally liked by a super hot, super awesome chick!

BOOYAH.