Day 2

[watchful_enmity]

Day two of self-proclaimed dictatorship:

My eye is starting to hurt. Watching the fandom is harder then I originally thought. I really must think about investing in a pair of glasses.

-At 08:50 I was seduced by Sauron (via Matt). EYE'm feeling very frisky harassed. I don't think he quite comprehends the fact that I'm all work no play

Comments

[eljuno]

My eye is starting to hurt.

I suggest visine, exedrin and proper hydration for that, liebling

[watchful_enmity]

EYE will try that. Thank you.

[boho_life]

I do apologize for commenting, oh watchful eye, but I must say that your observation skills are simply marvelous.

::grins::

[watchful_enmity]

Well, that IS my job.

[boho_life]

Really? I hadn't noticed...do tell me, do you have a background in this "watchful" career?

[watchful_enmity]

Well, I wouldn't call myself a 'peeping Tom', but yes, I've had some prior experience in this field.

*cackle*

[vuurvasthouden]

-Around 09:21 jumbodaifuku, parry hotter whore slasher

Ha! Your eye doth need a monacle. I'm not a slasher! I write het chan and manipulate plastic pee-pees into the hands of the actors, which is just as freaky!!!

Re: *cackle*

[watchful_enmity]

Do you or do you not have a community called pottersandwich? That is indeed slash my fine feathered friend. Trio slash, but slash nonetheless.

HA Ha! My eye does not miss a thing.

>_>

[vuurvasthouden]

...

...

...aw damn, ya caught me on that one.

[bookofjude]

If I write gay porn will you give me another spanking?

[watchful_enmity]

Most definitely.

[maruchina]

You're a parryhottererian, aren't you

OMG YOU ARE STALKING ME! >_>

[watchful_enmity]

Indeed, I am.

EYE AM NOT STALKING YOU! I AM MERELY WATCHING YOU AND REPORTING ALL BAD BEHAVIOR.

[maruchina]

I knew it!

YOU ARE STALKING ME! I ALWAYS BEHAVE WELL! *writes more Tom/Basilisk smut* See! I'm not a slasher!