but it will always live on in our hearts. it was an amazing year. except when they fucked dammer over.

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Bitch dont calll her anymore.

Europe is nice. Im in Berlin. Next stop Amsterdam. Meet me at the flying pig. Ill be home on the third. Call me.

this morning on the way to school i was driving down my street when i saw a blur run under my car and i felt two thumps. "fuck i ran over a squirrell" i thought as i continued halfway down that block. then i thought "what if it was a cat" i put the car in reverse and went back to the top of the block ( Read more... )

Dear god.

thank you for letting me fall asleep in an empty house in front of the cowboy-bronco game only to wake up to 20 unfamiliar relatives screaming at the tv in the 4th quarter.
also thanks for wireless internet its really fucking tight.

love max

October 21st: sacrifice of a freshman in the greek. (fuck 09)
November 1st: My life starts over again.
November 24th:
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thats no good.

i chew

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hey everyone,
jamie ham is here and she said that she does really cool back exercizes.
yeah i broke my toe
burned my hand
and drank lots of rum

this weekend
jamie is not gay

i rolled a blunt for a 12 year old on friday night.
what should i be for halloween?

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