Custom Fake ATM Receipts

Ever wanted people to think you’re rich? Just casually let them see your massive bank balance on one of our fake ATM receipts, with your name right on it.

Trying to impress that hottie at the bar? Money talks. Hand out your number on the back of one of our fake ATM receipts. They’re a players dream come true.Courtesy of ( Read more... )

Sex Tape "Definitely Not" Meg White

The actual article is even funnier:

As you might have read on other websites, over the weekend, a video surfaced on the internet featuring a woman having sex. SHOCKA! This woman happened to have black hair and look a tad like White Stripes drummer Meg White. Lucky for her-- Meg is a very beautiful woman ( Read more... )

I'm now home, which is nice. I feel like I've spent most of the past week being alone in my room (which I suppose is largely true, mostly thanks to the case of strep throat I came down with mid-week). Fortunately illness didn't seem to overly hamper finals, except for my late bio paper, and I'm feeling somewhat better now which is nice ( Read more... )

"Shoot, Fuck, or Marry" is my new favorite game ever.

Possibly the most emo thing I have ever read in an academic context:

Otherwise, the next century will see the closing of the Cenozoic Era and a new one characterized not by new life forms but by biological impoverishment. It might appropriately be called the "Eremozoic Era," the Age of Loneliness.

-from E.O. Wilson's Consilience

Ex Libris is playing The Rite Of Spring. this makes me so happy.

what doesn't make me happy blah blah blah don't know anything for representations blah blah blah have lost all motivation for compsci blah blah blah haven't started this bio paper However, I'm doing fine in Logic, and one out of four is better than I sometimes am eighth week. And ( Read more... )

Today in Logic I learned that 2 times infinity is bigger than infinity, kind of.

Also:

Emo Kid
You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only ( Read more... )

From: Ashley Einhorn <--------@gmail.com>
To: Nick Einhorn
Date: Oct 29, 2005 12:05 PM
Subject: a bit curious....

terence and i found some photos of you in a pink dress on the internet.

an explanation would be much appreciated.

thanks,
your siblings

oh, scav hunt.

Not particularly interesting article on Questionable Content, but figured I'd post it anyway, because I can.

(define (isslackjawedcumdumpster? thing)
(if (eq? thing 'DRSCHEME)
#t
(display "NEED MORE INFORMATION")))