Comments | waterisfinite: This is the third time in as many days that a stranger has made me feel like crap

waterisfinite

This is the third time in as many days that a stranger has made me feel like crap

Apr 25, 2004 22:13

The most atrocious hangover in the history of me is now ending ( Read more... )

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i love you!! yousmell April 25 2004, 23:21:58 UTC

a rousing cry of "fuck the bitch" is resounding through the streets of brooklyn. hopefully it makes it all the way down the g line to your beautiful ears.

Re: i love you!! waterisfinite April 26 2004, 06:44:57 UTC

yes, yes. i suppose it now is. thank you for the love, colin. i miss your ass. and love you, too.

I don't mean to criticize tellingsquirrel April 26 2004, 03:47:26 UTC

now that was a girl who deserved to get punched in the asshole. if you would quit spreading your punch in the asshole energy around like you do perhaps you would have had some of it left for that girl.

Re: I don't mean to criticize waterisfinite April 26 2004, 06:48:03 UTC

I know. Im not so tough as l look in my MTA sponsored shea stadium gear. this old horse only has a limited amount of asspunches left. UNLESS WE REFER TO FARTS AS ASS PUNCHES! Then I have plenty.

santosha April 26 2004, 05:52:07 UTC

you're way cooler and way more stylish than some trendy, spoiled upper east side bee-yatch. i'll kick her ass. don't care what strangers think! or if you do, then go out of your way to appal them!

waterisfinite April 26 2004, 06:51:40 UTC

Yeah, next time I go to that neighborhood, I swear to god, Im going to black out some of my teeth, wear a tin foil hat and push a shopping cart full of broken dolls and tv sets into her hose. Ill ask her for a penny as i take a piss on her duvet!

That'll teach her homeless!

And thank you for the support, k. i believe myself to be not at all stylish, but I am insanely more cool than any of the girls at that party.

i mean it this time santosha April 28 2004, 12:05:23 UTC

piss on her duvet! oh meg, you're such a funny motherfucker! I started doing my push-ups again and while falling asleep I think of snaps (I had this dream where your basement was SO damp...), so I am completely prepared to take on this fake-ass ho and pete that jew-lovin hater. Even with manic self-esteem, at least we know we're better than these people.

Re: i mean it this time waterisfinite April 28 2004, 14:01:20 UTC

yo. speaking of push-ups, I ran on my make-me-skinny machine BEFORE WORK this morning. So's I can kick some major ass. Pete is now the focus of my wellspring of anger. He's going to get an asshole punch, for sure. In his asshole face.