More IM idiocy from me... i'm retarded

[watersmachine]

I was talking to my friend jess's away message... and I'm a retard

CgsBhaar: I'm excited, I'm going to see Tool tonight
CgsBhaar: then I'm gonna go home and play with my tool.
CgsBhaar: by that I mean screwdriver
CgsBhaar: so I can screw things
CgsBhaar: I love screwing things... boards, walls, doors... I'll screw any piece of wood around me
CgsBhaar: my

Comments

[watersmachine]

What's really shocking is that the concert is tonight, and I bought the tickets on like... tuesday. WTF is tool doing not selling out?!

[pushthebuttons]

Pretty much the greatest parody ever.

[nakedblueninja]

Awesome. Have fun @ Tool!

[silent_siren1]

You sound like me,plus a willy,haha.(Talking to people's away messages is one of my idiocities,lol)