Okay, since everyone was so nice, I'll go into details about the drug dealer raping, well, attempted raping, but not now because I'm not supposed to be on the net. (I'm too old for this crap.) And as soon as I figure out how to use the new scanner, I may scan some baby pictures. Hooray! Everyone loves baby pictures ( Read more... )

Well then. I have to get used to writing in this thing again.I guess I'll start off with something I was thinking about yesterday.

My councilor wants to rape me. Hmmm...should I go further?

Well guess what bitches, I'm back!This time for real ( Read more... )

Then again, maybe I WON'T be back anytime soon.
Gotdang it all to heck.
ALL SHALL BE EXPLAINED IN THE FAR FUTURE! OOOOOOOOH!"Jennifer, why do you keep putting your journal entries on private? I don't really care or anything, but you're really screwing with my emotions ( Read more... )

Hahahahahahahahaha!

I got'cha! I was never really going to abandon this journal. I'm just WAAAAAAAY too cool, and I have WAAAAAAAY too many people that love and adore me to just leave them like that. I'm so freaking hilarious. I've really just been screwing around in my multiple other journals because I was getting tired of this one, but I'm back ( Read more... )

[It-That-Must-Not-Be-Named] is a whiny little ungrateful bitch, and I hope he's alone forever and gets hit by a car.

Some of you dudes are too soft, and you don't take jokes well. (Plus, I'm sure that no one really knew exactly what I was talking about anyways...) Ask! Don't assume!

More on my gross procrastination even later...Notice a trend?

One more thing before I leave...
Elvis sucked ASS. Why do people like that ASS so much? I find it quite humorous that he died on the can. Well...that was a little sad...in a pathetic kind of way...

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More on my gross procrastination later...

All boys are sluts!

Guy: Oscar, you are so mean. Isn't he kids?
Kids: Yeah Oscar! You're a grouch!
Oscar: Bitch! I live in a fucking trash can!
I'm the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street. Nobody's helping me...