Look, a chopped up picture of Stephen & myself!
I think Stephen was one and I was three...or maybe he was two and I was four. Whatever. He was sitting on my uncle's lap.


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I've got to get my paid account back and use it right this time ( Read more... )

Olivia made up a cool new game that we may play this spring. (It's best that you play it outside.) Well, maybe this one would be okay to play during the winter too.

It's Hot Potato...

EXTREME!!!(guitar solo ( Read more... )

Why do people like those stupid dead baby jokes? They're not even funny. Why would someone want to kill a baby? Go kill someone your own size, or slightly bigger!

You "Exotic Foreigner" Name
First Name: your favorite spice
Last Name: your last vacation spot
Ex.: Mine's Saffron Kamalani. (I lied on the vacation part though.)

Your Socialite Name
First Name: your silliest childhood nickname
Last Name: the town where you first partied
Ex.: Mine is Kiddie Chicago.

Your "Fly Girl" NameFirst Name: your first ( Read more... )

Anyone want a free birth chart?

I've been sleeping on the kitchen floor again. We have heat this time. I just like sleeping on it. I may start eating on it with the cats again too. Seriously though, eating and sleeping in the same places all the time gets boring. During the summer, I sleep outside ( Read more... )

Oh, and in the earlier post, I was nauseated because I haven't been feeling well the past couple of days, not because of the old guy, just to clear things up.

Oh yeah, and Stephen and I have been thinking up names for porn when we're bored. We plan to make these films a reality sometime in the near future, so if you want to be in any, let me know!

The Crack of Don
A Boob for All Seasons
Homos Erect Us
An English Teabagging Party
Meat Beaters of the Twenty-Fourth and a Half CenturyAnd we may remake ( Read more... )

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