I was just thinking of the time, back when I was thirteen that I was going through my tall, thin, funny guy stage (Have I come out of it?) and I had a crush on Marlon Wayans.


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"Somebody get me off this merry-go-round called life!"

Got stories to tell, but I probably won't tell them. Yay!

Anyone know of any good image hosting sites that don't suck like VillagePhotos.com?

"Teddy Bear Picnic" is the best song in the entire world. I cannot stop singing it. Sing it with me!
*starts music*

If you go out in the woods today ( Read more... )

If I could take any candy and remake it myself, I'd take those Mike and Ike candies and turn them into Tina and Ike candies, and on the box, there would be a picture of the cherry getting bitch-slapped by the lemon. That's mean...but the idea makes me smile ( Read more... )

Those Golden Girls sure are slutty for old women. I hope I'm like them when/if I reach a hundred.

The other day, I was making vegetable stir-fry because it's just so dern easy to make. Well, I heated up the pan, but then I forgot all about it, so the house started smoking. Instead of letting the pan cool down, I decided to put the vegetables in, but then the pan started exploding, so I threw the bag of frozen veggies at it, and they went all ( Read more... )

Me: "Hey Stephen, who was that queen that only bathed once a month? She sounds like she was pretty cool ( Read more... )

I usually don't take life very seriously because it's just one big, fat surrealist joke.

Vagina really is a horrible world. Say it aloud a couple of times. Va-gi-na. You can definitly tell a man made that one up. It sounds like some kind of disgusting sickness.

"Sorry Mister Boss Man. I can't come in to work today. I've got a bad case of Vagina. It's all over my face and neck. It's really not a pretty sight."I always thought I was ( Read more... )