I love 60's Bubblegum Pop. It's just so much fun, plus it's got all those subliminal messages just screaming at you from the song, most of them about with sex, of course ( Read more... )

I did that eHarmony.com thing because I was curious, and it's free, and they said I'm too weird and jacked-up to find someone to love me. I'm part of the 20% that they just can't help. I was angry at first thinking..."Hey, I'm not weird!" Now I think it's really funny! I'm a freak!

I want a baby, dammit! Somebody give me a baby!
Wait, what am I saying...

You know, I've already wasted much of the little bit of money I have on personalized baby toys for my first son, because he's the only child who's name I'm certain of. I need help! Have a baby, me? Ha! I'm still a baby! And I'm not gonna be one of those knocked-up semi ( Read more... )

(*Burn-a things-a! Kill-a people and chop-a dem up-a!*)
-Is that you, Satan?
(*No, it's-a me-a, Mario!*)

The checkout girl said I sould be an eye glasses model because my glasses look good on me. Yay! And I'm not going to post any pictures because I don't want anyone to ruin my happiness...plus nobody cares anyways. I'm a model, but the cool kind!

( Read more... )

A couple of nights ago, I was thinking:
"Man, what if I didn't have a nose?"

That would be crazy!

I would look like...like a muppet or something.
Crazy man, real crazy.

(No, I was not high.)

Good freaking loft! Add another weirdo to the list ( Read more... )

PETA2 & Student Animal Rights Alliance presents ( Read more... )

I've listed the first line from 10 songs on my playlist. Guess the song without looking it up ( Read more... )