. . . . I drop your sorry ass off at LAX at 5:30 IN THE FRICKIN' MORNING on CHRISTMAS EVE and then (1) you don't say thank you, (2) you only give me a peck on the lips, and (3) you say you'll call me New Year's Eve, not so we can ring in the New Year together, but so you can remind me to pick your aforementioned sorry ass up the next day ( Read more... )

THE FUCKING CALIFORNIA BOARD OF BAR EXAMINERS CAN ALL GO TO FUCKING HELL WHERE THEY BELONG!! COCK-SUCKING BASTARDS!

Why am I more nervous on Day 2 of BarBri? I'm really, really trying to calm down here but I kind of feel like this is worse than the first day of law school in terms of nerves.

I wish there were a way of studying for this solo.

I just started bar prep.  Yes, it is every bit as horrible as everyone told me it would be. And I'm only on Day 2.

As the girl behind me in class stated, "So remind me why I wanted to be a lawyer again?"

I feel queasy this morning. I blame it on the seafood macaroni and cheese from McCormick & Schmick's: proof that expensive food isn't necessarily better for you. It is also certainly possible that God is punishing me for violating the dietary code of the SDAs. Hmm ( Read more... )

cwintraining and I decided to celebrate getting an offer by having a full weekend in Orlando ( Read more... )

Time to start outlining for finals. Luckily, I really only have two this semester, so it won't be that big a deal, but still: it's not like internal revenue code's a piece of cake to understand.

cwintraining and I are headed to Orlando this weekend for (1)The International Food and Wine Festival at EPCOT, (2) shopping (Banana Republic and Barney's outlets, as ( Read more... )

I *heart* Japan. If there were ever a large, international city I would consider moving to, it would be Tokyo. Well, except for that whole "wait two hours in line to get Krispy Kreme donuts" thing. No, seriously. TWO HOURS.

Grr! Don't want to socialize! But I do want a hot dog. So socialization will be done. So socialization will be done. Kristen wanted to grill indoors today. INDOORS. Dude, I don't celebrate 4th of July doing something I could do in the middle of winter. So I know 4th of July is supposed to Independence Day, patriotic, lah-dee-frickin'-dah, but I see ( Read more... )

Quote of the week: "He's am man and he's a lawyer. It's a very bad combination."