Well everyone already knows everything that is going on in my life. So yeah. so I am going to make up a story.

I was traveling along a river of j-e-l-l.....o. And I stumble upon a chimp with a codpiece shaped like the devils ear lobe.

ok I'm bored.

So I have been reading my posts and I am now trying to trace back to when I became a little bitch. Someone tell me "butch up Sally that ain't the biggest cock you'll see." And what is up with Rosa's cafe? I mean is Rosa a cafe and why name you cafe? Am I way off base here?

What do I say? Since my last post not much have changed. I am getting in to golf, Kevin and I drink all the time. Erin's friends have become my friends. I think a women can tell if you are sad and have some kind of sadness it is a motherly instinct. Or just nice people. Numb is a funny feeling easy to hide and a little peaceful. People suck, I once ( Read more... )

Today was the first day of the rest of my life. After a day of countless un-returned phone calls to Sarah, at 9:50pm I think I go to her house. She may be dead it was cold roads covered in ice. So at 10:16 I walk up to her place and knock. the door opens, there standing before me is a stoned sarah and a shirtless guy. This is life pokeing at you ( Read more... )

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Well I dont really have any thing to say. I haven't posted in a while so I though why not. I have been going to the bar a lot. I think its the fact that me and Kevin are two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!!! But its a kick in my wallets nuts and I dont like that. Fetus was hear this weekend and it was great, I called hmm and went over to his house and it was ( Read more... )

So last night I had my first cuban cigar, holy shit. if u didn't know cubas soil has lithium not a lot but enough to slap me around like ike with tina. as you can see in my new pic the cigar cuban the face well i stood up a little to fast. It was better then any other cigar i have ever had times like a-billianmillianfifilliantdie.

So Wolfforth tap water fucked up my Kool-Aid. The DayQuil want work.I was sick for three days and lost 9 pounds. What was a beer belly is now just .....belly. It's cool because now if I stand just right and dim the light, I have nice abs.I think I'm growing up.I'm not happy doing what I do anymore, well bros, hoes and beer is what a rich man will ( Read more... )