woman down here have kids like woman in Maryland/Virginia have jennifer anniston haircuts. i swear i could run into a 12 year old buying candy or whatever 12 year olds do at 7-11 these days(scam dudes to buy them smokes/beer/blunts) and she would have like 9 kids. i dont know if it's just cause I'm almost 30 or it's florida but everyone with a ( Read more... )

they say people move to Florida to die ( Read more... )

i'm moving to florida in about a month. to a land with lower cost of living, better weather(hurricanes notwithstanding), and a raise. so it's been swell but d-rock's gotta go!

thanks to all for the good times

TWO!

it's true.

got entirely too drunk last night. i thought that my tolerance went down, but last night showed me that i can still hang in there til the bar closes, those canadians aint got shit on the american drinking team....however my recovery didnt go so well. i was in rare form and did quite well with my humor with these 2 GW girls while completely cock ( Read more... )

W00t!let there be 7 days of good times and drinks!!!!

somehow i fucked up making rice krispie treats.

(this first run on paragraph is for GI dan or other game dorks....basically GI dan cause i dont think other game dorks read my live journal ( Read more... )

Maybe I should make this one long since it's been a while since I updated.

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