Help Desk Humor

[waya3k]

This is an actual call that I got this morning.

Me: How can I help you?

User: I am getting a lot of emails in with porn in them and my supervisor told me to call you to help get rid of those.

Me: I can remote control your pc and help with setting up something that will get rid of them.

User: Good. I have the porn emails on my secreen so you

Comments

[skybabie]

I always found it funny when I would get a call and the person would ask why they have links to porn sites in the browser history (was normally an older woman) and I'd explain that means someone has to go to the site in order to view it, needless to say I would have hated to be the husbands or older sons in the household whenever we got off the phone. :)- or the guys always calling and asking how to delete history, that always made me laugh to, half considered not telling them how to right just so that whatever they were doing would be found, but I'm mean like that.