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[tracey_lou]

A thing that made me laugh really hard after it had happened. Was my co-worker who is probably in her 50s, accidentally farted in front of me and instead of ignoring it like I was doing, she brought attention to it by saying "whoops excuse me I didn't know that would come out"
Also I watched Spinal Tap and that made me laugh pretty hard.
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[wayboombastic]

Oh man, old people farts are the best, mainly because I imagine that they contain some particles of a Coney Island dog that the farter ate in the 30s. Once, when I worked at the movie theater, I noticed an old dude walk outside in the middle of his movie; I figured he was using his cell phone, so I thought nothing of it, so I went out to wash the windows, and I caught the tail end (no pun intended) of one esteemable fart. I ran back inside before he saw me.

[chineseroom]

a professor of mine broke off from a discussion to tell us that he has been having reoccurring dreams where he is floating in a room full of people he doesn't know and he controls how high he floats by applying pressure to his solar plexus. it made me laugh so hard.

also another professor of mine let me look at this book by an artist named Marlene Dumas, and i said, "Marlene Dumbass?" and she didn't think it was funny at all.

[wayboombastic]

That professor needs to on the funny-last-name train. That's the gift that keeps on giving.

[taradough]

my yoga instructor farted in class once. now that i've typed it; it doesn't seem like that'd be weird at all, but it was. i laughed really hard for a long time.

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FARTS

[oldpplpowerwalk]

i went to the gym the other day and they have this machine, which I had never used, that's meant to work out the legs. basically, you just sit down on this elevated chair and stick your legs out and rest your calves on this bar that sticks out on same plane as the chair's bottom. then you place a lap bar on, well, your lap, to keep your self stable and you start pushing the bar beneath your calves down in a somewhat fluid motion. It's actually quite difficult and while doing so I had kind of lost focus on the rest of my bodily functions and let out an enormously loud fart. Hilarity ensued.

Also, I'll be in Riverside on Saturday! Let's hang out, I'll plan on farting.

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FARTS