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[waytoe]

tonight my beloved manager jeff evans asked me if i would like to spend my 30 minute break in the office with him. that is exactly how he phrased it. he also tickled me a little, but not in a creepy way at all

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[pimpwiththeears]

I think you would probably be In Love with my friend. His name's David, he graduated from Yale, (he was my prom date,) and he's a Mexican Jew.

[waytoe]

as long as he's over 6 feet, i'm definitely in love with him. where is he? i must have him.

[audreystats]

Racism in love is fine with me, because it doesn't translate to racism in society... if that makes sense. I am a total bigot in my love life; I won't date certain people based on type if they remind me too much of someone I dated before. Sometimes this has to do with race, other times things like income (guys who grew up with rich parents who paid for their college bug me, because they never seem to get it when I run out of money or why I hated college so much), they way they dress (certain stylish guys annoy me), etc. Race really is no different. & just for the record, the only asian guy I ever dated DID have a small penis. & only one testicle. But that was for other reasons.

So there.

[waytoe]

i never knew you dated a uniballer. that's kinda neat, in it's own special way.

[audreystats]

Haha, yeah. It really didn't make a difference, it was just kinda interesting.

[mrs_ajax]

maybe i don't want to know, but why did the kitchen staff have to know about the hardcore anal sex?

[waytoe]

i was kidding. the kitchen staff already know about hardcore anal, i'm sure. the memo was about something else that i'm not supposed to discuss.

[mrs_ajax]

hardcore oral?

[waytoe]

no, you tool! it was about something really boring that i can't discuss that has nothing to do with sex or human feces or drugs or anything at all interesting. if it was interesting i'd tell you guys, because i don't care about my stupid job, and they'd never find out anyway.