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Wow, I love waking up to water in the face.

[Click.

Low whistle.]

I love this sport.

Who's up for some golf, eh?

[OOC;; Cadence is hitting golf balls off deck one into the ocean. You know, like all rich people do. Feel free to join him. :')]

[Locked to Daniella; 10% hackable]

Excuse me, Miss Daniella? Do you think I could speak with you for a moment?

[/lock]

[Locked to Amaria; 10% hackable]

The plan I've got is simple, really, but would you please wait on standby in case I need you? There's always a margin for error.

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...

[Long silence. When Cadence finally talks, his voice is rough and strained.]

Erol.

[OOC; Dated to just after this.]

Hey, Evelyn, can you turn into a butterfly?

Do any of the elves cobble shoes at night? I know Erol does, what about the rest of you?

Do the trolls live under bridges?

Karis, Celeste, do either of you have any functioning organs?

I am so bored.

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Okay.

We've got El Mojito, Spectacular Spectacular, Our House and Club O2. Why the hell don't we have Copacabana?

Her name is Lola. She was a showgirl.

What's this I hear about handcuffs? Sounds kinky.

[OOC;; No, Cadence ISN'T handcuffed to anyone. C:]

GOOD MORNING ELEGANTE!

For those of you that SUCK, today is

SAINT
PATRICK'S
DAY

Saint Patrick's Day is the GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR. Do you know WHY?

Yuh-yes.

No, no, darling, I'm not asking you. IT'S BECAUSE WE GET TO DRINK ALL DAY.

WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL SLEEPING? WAKE UP, WAKE UP!

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My adoring fans!

[Singing]

I used to ruuuuule the world.