Is life so effortless for you? That the things you say and do can come out just how you wanted. Are you never haunted by mistakes, the errors weighing you down with repeats of you saying things you wish you could take back ( Read more... )

David's New Snail.

I like hands.
Well, not all hands.
But a good pair of hands is definitely up there on my list of things that turn me on.

 Hi, I'm funny ( Read more... )

Well, my arm isn't better, but I have a closing shift in 3 and a half hours ( Read more... )

All I can taste is vomit and crown royal.

Journal Entry.
General update.
Anecdote.
Clever closing line.

I always hated it when someone would instigate a conversation with, "We need to talk."
Because I always knew I would hate what was to come.
I guess that's why I don't want to tell you---
That we need to talk.

"Come home now."
There is no room in that sentence for me to even consider it not being an order.

James Morrison - Better Man

And, the lyrics.