Change your profile to include stuff that will get responses. Some examples:
"I don't mind porn" "I love watching football" "I don't care how much time you spend online playing Halo 2" "I think guys who still live with their parents are sexay"
And watch the sparks fly.
Seriously, I think you should check out all the online dating sites and give us a compare-contrast report as to which suck most. I'm sure it would be entertaining reading.
I second these suggestions, though a few of those specifics might have to be modified for eHarmony; maybe replace porn with Left Behind novels? I didn't know it was a more religious mix, but from their ads I can't say I was _surprised_.
You don't write an actual "profile" on eharmony. It's very "stepford dating" to be honest. I can't describe it in any brief manner. A report on the dating sites isn't such a horrible idea...
Just get rejected by five (and the ONLY five guys) the site sets you up with. All on the basis of "I don't think there's any chemistry" after posting my pictures. All within five hours of signing up for the service, and making sure that my search paramaters are as WIDE as humanly possible...for the SECOND time in a row
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What a nice guy. And what an awful indictment of the men in your region. Wow. Nice to know that men are so much more advanced than in the Mary Tyler Moore days....
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"I don't mind porn"
"I love watching football"
"I don't care how much time you spend online playing Halo 2"
"I think guys who still live with their parents are sexay"
And watch the sparks fly.
Seriously, I think you should check out all the online dating sites and give us a compare-contrast report as to which suck most. I'm sure it would be entertaining reading.
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