Getting back on the bike.

[we_love_smudger]

Right my girls. Hangover defeated by the combined forces of sleep and sheer bloody willpower yaay! And guess what? Gary/David Muse fit and well and gagging for an outing. Dedicated to Arie aka chelseaurchin aka self-proclaimed smut mercenary as continued thanks for her luvverly smut cadeau and certainly inspired by it. Her genius made me shrivel

Comments

[valkyrie17]

Oopsie...just left my comment on football slash.

Anyway...I loved it...and the Liverpool crack.

[we_love_smudger]

Thank you hun. And Liverpool? Geography really. Just geography :)

[uberwald]

Can I just say, apropos of nothing, that the idea of Gaz and Becks fucking under the This Is Anfield sign is the most transgressive thing I have EVER heard.

[we_love_smudger]

Oh I know. The Eighth Deadly Sin if an eighth were ever needed :)
Bad bad plot bunny. *pulls its ears and makes it cry* But rest easy my dear. Gaz would never go for it. Even with an over-excited David pawing at his naughty bits the whole Scouse thing would put him off his sexual stride :)

[uberwald]

he'd be like 'harder, harder...urgh, shellsuits'

[we_love_smudger]

LOL. So true. Although the evidence that Neville G. can point the finger sartorially is less than scant as he is often pictured in horrors such as Fred Perry shirt when off duty. Oh look! There he is on MOTD! Hair a delightful mess as usual. *squeees*

No offence meant darlin' with the Anfield thing. I hope none taken.

[ergo_sum14]

Wow. Liked it muchly. Very full of angst at the beginning and I was loving that angst.

Bet you're looking at this going: "Did she just ... ? Oh my. She did. She just liked something featuring 'The Love Most Canon'. Should I get a cold compress?"

So, yeah, when I'm feeling better [i.e. more awake and coherent] I'll write something better.

[we_love_smudger]

Bet you're looking at this going: "Did she just ... ? Oh my. She did. She just liked something featuring 'The Love Most Canon'. Should I get a cold compress?"

Dearest spouse. Clinical shock. That's the diagnosis :) So it's intravenous fluids and blankets and a week off work.

I LOFF the way Gary angsts. All those self-comforting gestures and half-witted muttering to himself. Like the happy ending? Lunancy. Madness. As we all know, it'll be Chelski and that means Dark Lord will be on Charlton's books before you can say "spit."

[ergo_sum14]

Dearest spouse. Clinical shock. That's the diagnosis :) So it's intravenous fluids and blankets and a week off work.

YES!! Oh, wait, is that a week off for me or for you? Cuz if it's for you, I'm gonna have to haul my ass over to Lahndahn and do some leg slapping.

An angsty!Gary is a lovely!Gary. Always. The mutterings and gestures are tre perfect.

As we all know, it'll be Chelski and that means Dark Lord will be on Charlton's books before you can say "spit."

Dark Lord cannot go to Chelski simply because that team is way too sexy already and I would not be able to watch a match for the sports content.

[we_love_smudger]

Oh, wait, is that a week off for me or for you?

For you dear spouse, obviously. Hee. No leg slapping for me thanks so much.

Dark Lord cannot go to Chelski

Nein nein. Becks to Chelski. Do you LOFF him? Or UN-LOFF him?
Or dwell in a state of complete indifference? And Dark Lord for the Addicks and Alli fast behind clutching her newly-acquired Charlton season ticket :)

[chelseaurchin]

I’d cut out the part of me that loved him but there’d be nothing left.
Love Most Canon! Hurray! *chucks confetti around and sounds an air horn*

Bwwaaargh you don't know how hard it was to read this and not scream at the top of my lungs. Good gravy Alli. Reunionsex of the best kind. God I know it's not true but fuck it, it makes me happy and I'm delusional anyway! *more confetti*

“Where r u?” Ah. His lover’s usual semi-illiterate approach to English.
That's so Becks. So, so Becks.

“God you have fantastic hair. Have I ever told you that? It’s so beautiful I could fucking eat it.”Guh, thank goodness someone said it. Yes, it if official, Gary Neville has amazing, beautiful hair. *dies* I adore the hair imagery you employed throughout. It was great, because good lord do I ever love that man's hair

[we_love_smudger]

*blushes to the very roots of her own hair* Thank you bella and sorry about the potentially negative impact on your painful jaw :)

Oh the hair. And the shameless gratuitous mentions of the dark chocolatey goodness crowbarred in at any available opportunity. Oh Earl. Get some hair you fool. You like pulling Gary's? He misses pulling yours matey.

Back to submissive role for beloved Dark Lord which is against the current run of play but it was a MOST EXCELLENT way for David to attract and keep his attention doncha think? Mwhahahahaha. Bad!David. Talkative!David. I was well disposed to him when I was writing this believe it or not.

[chelseaurchin]

The jaw will just have to be strong and take it. Love Most Canon is making me beyond smiley and into squee-tacular.

I totally agree; Gary just needed to be fucked this time around. Simply because it's such a good way to be proven wrong about anything. Example:
Gary: "David, if you go into that room I'm gonna show you I'm the tougher out of us two."
David: "You're on."
(Much hot sweaty man-sex and a chorus of groans later)
Gary: *surrounded by post-coital glow* "I still reckon I'm tougher."
David: "This calls for a rematch."
Gary: "You're on"

Oh dear that was long. Awfully sorry, but don't try and tell me you hated it. I know you and I know The Ship, mate ^__^

[we_love_smudger]

The jaw will just have to be strong and take it. Love Most Canon is making me beyond smiley and into squee-tacular.

Good old LCM. And EFRB. And ECF. *exhales happily and feels squeeeful to be alive*

Gary: *surrounded by post-coital glow* "I still reckon I'm tougher."
David: "This calls for a rematch."
Gary: "You're on"Yippee! *claps hands

[madabouttheboy]

Aaahh just what I needed...A little trip on The Ship. The best kind of bedtime story. Thank you very very much and goodnight, my sweet :)

[we_love_smudger]

Pleasure my dear :) A short journey by sea from the Land of Angst to The Port Of Insane Wish-fulfillment for Alli and crew of the mighty HMS Becks/Nev. Welcome aboard anytime :)