ganked from the West Wing

[weaklikekitten]

Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is an oeuf!

say out loud for full effect

Comments

[omelas]

AHAHAHAA... well not that funny, but it made me giggle anyway :)

[solsistr3]

Please please PLEASE post this to truly_bad_jokes!!

[polaron]

There once were three French cats named Un, Deux, and Trois.

They were walking on a pier; they reached the end and fell into the water.

And Un, Deux, Trois cats...sank.

[weaklikekitten]

ha!
Awesome.

[jenuflection]

Le booooo!