"Police interrogated suspect last Friday. Suspect was very hostile, reportedly throwing hatchets and sickles. When asked why he was jumping, he reportedly answered with Spanish obscenities and was dismissed when his head exploded in a cloud of brown fluid."
I believe that I have encountered this creature before. If I’m not mistaken, this half man, half demon can be lured into custody by Frisbees, hacky sacks blood feuds, and peppermint tea. But be advised, this creature can easily capture its captor by a rare hypnosis technique taught only by Tibetan monks.
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