I went to New Orleans this weekend for the Tulane game. The band stayed in the very same Marriott that Josh and I did so long ago. I didn't get any pictures or souvenirs, so you'll all just have to take my word. I did, however, visit the aquarium and to this day continue to brag about it. I wore Mardi Gras beads in the Yager style, and feared ( Read more... )

I've received my new research-free schedule. Differential equations, or as my father affectionately calls it, "Diffy Q", is the only real threat to my dominance. I'm back to work on band, my security job, and fencing. I also had my testicles removed to prevent hair loss in the near future, and sold them for book money. However, I soon suffered ( Read more... )

I've taken to watching episodes of a Devil May Cry anime. It has done the same thing to me with strawberry sundaes as Treasure Island did to AJ with rum.

I was weak. That's why I needed you...I needed someone to punish me for my sins. But that's all over now. I know the truth. It's time to end this.

HOO HA HOO!

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I've made my first breakthrough in what I hope is the beginning of a long and rich research career. My discovery: Chemicals that have been opened for a year or more may no longer be fit for use in synthesis. I've only just begun to unleash the true potential of this magnificent find. Good luck to all of you who are keeping busy or bored over ( Read more... )

I could be writing about myself, but instead I nobly devote my own blog to one liners from video games that deserve more respect than myself.

That'll show ya! No door's going to keep Ark out!

Are you the human, the son of Sparda, who challenges the darkness Mundus?

A in organic chemistry 2, despite making a 47 and a 66 on 2 of 4 tests. While it may be questionable as to whether or not I mastered 90% of organic chemistry, there is no doubt that I reign supreme over 100% of the class. It's the first notable academic accomplishment in my life.