I have the worst sinus headache! I therefore cannot do the readings I should be doing right now...so instead, I've compiled a list of the top three stupid things I have done in my life...or at least the ones I can remember right now.

1. In grade one, I can recall having to sit in a circle on the ground every day in class, while the French teacher ( Read more... )

I'm sick and at work. I have a swollen lip. My eyes are bloodshot from lack of sleep.

On a brighter note, these are my best minesweeper scores, this is how I earn my money:

Beginner - 8
Inter. - 48
Expert - 178

Try and beat me! Mahaha

Oh, the pain. So drunk! But my half is back, so I'm good.

Someone give me a wake up call at 8 tomorrow morning though, I have to write my essay and be at school by 12 to declare my major! Oh lala!

I smell like beer. Perhaps I should invent eau-de-bar and market it to drunkards like myself?

The dreaded 12 hours later has arrived, and I am now recovering at work. Last night's adventures were deemed by yours truly as lj-postworthy, and even though I am in no mood to open my eyes ... let alone type, I figure it must be done. And it will be done now.

After having left my place of employment last night at 11, I changed into some jeans and ( Read more... )

What possessed me to binge on cheetos after I had binged on alcohol?

Eww.

I just missed the best opportunity ever. Two boys, hottest boys I have ever seen set sweet gorgeous foot in the hotel (with the exception of certain handsome young visitors *cough* shilaroud  *cough* haha) checked into one of our rooms. Jebus, they were like freakin male models of hotness. Anyways, as I dashed into the back room to reapply lipgloss and suck ( Read more... )

Did I make this journal ugly?
Before or After... make your picks!

I am SUCH a health nut. Katie's meal for the overnight:

• Chef Boyardee ravioli, only the best
• "Big Soup" ~ Spicy Thai flavour
• Orange Juice
• Two mandarins, one slice of which caused an extreme chokage fit
• Dr Pepper galore!

Alright, in lieu of commenting on my own posts...which I have been caught doing, ack (!)...I have decided to create an entirely new post! How excitement.

So I have revised my opinion that the ladybugs on my window were a sign, they are not. They are ... taking over!

My room first, then possibly the JBI as they hitch rides over there on my innocuous ( Read more... )

Weird. Sitting here feeling all crappy today, maybe it's the weather, maybe it's the ominous essay which is perpetually hanging over my head, maybe it's just my period ( Read more... )